This picture is from the candid pictures section of the Orange County Choppers web site:

Paul Teutul Sr. with his arm wrapped around Paul Teutul Jr.

That’s a candid shot. That pose just happened naturally. It was just a regular day in the garage and a photographer was hanging around, and they just took a little break to relax. And that little scene just happened. Unposed.

If that’s unposed, then they need to show me what happens when the photographers aren’t there. I bet Paul Teutul Sr. likes to show off the big fat Orange County Chopper in his pants. You know it’s fat. Not long, just fat. Just like the rest of him. Really thick. You know that’s what it looks like. You know it. It’s fat. Totally.

But I’m not picky. I mean, I don’t really even have to touch it. I could live without touching it. He could just let me watch. I could watch while while he fucks Paul Jr. Just watch. Even one peek would do. Just one peek. Please. Please? Pleeeeeeease?

So yeah. Candid. That’s a “candid” photograph.

They totally look just like every other daddy-boy couple around here. You know, the ones you see cruising for a threesome at the Eagle, or shopping for groceries at the Dominion. Come on, just look at that picture. Paul Jr. is totally his daddy’s butt slut. You know he’s just gotta be. With that picture? If your father was a loudmouthed domineering asshole, would you let him wrap his arm around you like that? Wrap his arm around your neck? His beefy, muscular forearm? With his rock-hard biceps? His rock-hard biceps caressing the hair on the back of your neck? The hair that stands up whenever he brushes against you? Just like it stands up when he kisses the back of your neck and you can feel his bushy mustache? And his bushy mustache brushing against your ear, slowly arousing you? That bushy mustache teasing you, teasing you like it always does? Teasing you until your dick gets so hard? So hard in your pants that you feel like you need to whip it out and pump out a big load before the tension causes you to go crazy, so crazy because he’s teasing and not letting you do anything about it and he’s going to make you beg and beg and beg for it until he’s gotten enough of his sadistic little pleasure out of teasing you that he finally tears off your pants and rams his fat dick up your ass and it hurts but it hurts so good and it turns you on because he’s just using you but you love being used and…

*cough*

So they’ve totally got to be into hot gay incest. I mean, if myfather had ever wrapped his arms around me like that, it would have totally freaked the shit out of me. My father? That shit is fuckin nasty!

Then again, my father is an alcoholic transvestite with a bad German accent and arms like a woman. Maybe that has something to do with it. Maybe not. Who knows. Rich tapestry and all that shit.

No issues here. Just move along, everyone.