Big Fat Hairy Living

From The Toronto Star:

Mr. Pavelich was outspoken and relentless in championing his causes: from seeking to have attacks against gays and lesbians viewed as hate crimes, lobbying the government to implement comprehensive drug reform and fighting to make the Pride Parade more inclusive.

In 1995 he was one of dozens of protestors who got into a shoving match with the OPP during a Danforth Ave. walkabout of then Progressive Conservative leader Mike Harris who to their dismay had not supported same sex legislation and vowed to scrap employment equity legislation if elected.

Mr. Pavelich told the Star he hit an OPP sergeant in the back of the head because “he shoved me first.”

“He shouldn’t have been there,” he said of the police presence. “The leader should be open to our access.”

Gregory John Pavelich, 52, died at home of a massive heart attack on Oct. 6.

What an asshole.

Waiting for the bus on the way back home from my Doctor’s appointment (I’ll be going back to work on Monday), I got to watch fat teenaged football players practising in the field at Central Tech. Most of them were skinny, but there were a few fat, juicy ones. One of them was lying on his back on the field with his belly showing and big beefy legs splayed, providing easy access to his crotch.

Unfortunately, I only got to rape him with my eyes for a few minutes before the bus came and an old geezer who smelled like shit sat down in my vicinity.

Still sick at home and still bored, I decided to waste my time by having some fun on the gnutella file-sharing network. What better way to pass the time than to creatively name pictures of naked bears? I created a folder

and put pictures of big fat hairy guys with big uncut dicks in it. I gave all the files really clever names. Here’s Christina Aguilera nude, for example:

Christina Aguilera is so hot. I want to suck her dick.

To all you Americans who threaten to move just because Bush is an asshole or Arnold has been elected Governor of California, stay the fuck out of Canada. We don’t want pussies like you who threaten to run every time one of your politicians does something destructive or idiotic.

Not that any of you will actually do it anyway. You just think it’s a funny comment. Well here’s a clue: it wasn’t even funny the first time someone said it.

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Perhaps not ironically, the clinic that I went to in order to get better has now infected me with something else, and I’m home sick again. Missing so much work would actually be fun if I weren’t confined to bed and forced to watch daytime television and read. I’m tired of reading, television sucks, and the Internet is boring. What else is there left to do?

Whine and complain, I guess.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! I’M NOT KIDDING.